Stuff I find either pretty, interesting or funny.
Studio Ghibli girls master post!
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
The importance of consent: a narrative.
I will forever reblog this gifset.
look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck
She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.
fire cannot kill a dragon.
THAT’S A WOMAN
dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
What book is this? I must have this because of reasons?
friends don’t let friends bang cows
for a second i thought that was the title
but no the title is actually “zeus grants stupid wishes: a no-bullshit guide to mythology” as you can find out if you click on the pics and see the subtitle to the first pic! also i just found out
it’s on amazon for kindle
S C O R E
well- I know what I’m asking for-for Christmas. :D
…..”United States of American”
"Narcissus Probably Should Have Just Learned To Masturbate"
I NEED IT.
This book is waiting for me at the library. So excited!
I need this book.
I just bought the kindle version of it
Oh my god. Here is an excerpt:
So one night Uranus is about to get busy with Gaia again, I guess so he can father another baby and then stuff it back into her.
But Instead of getting sex he gets a SURPRISE PENISECTOMY
Cronus all jumping out from behind a rock like “HAHA, GOT YOUR DICK, DAD”
Which is something no son should ever have to say to his father.
Then Uranus’s dick falls into the ocean
and makes a whole ton of foam
and this is where Aphrodite comes from eventually
from dick foam.
You know that paining with her standing on the shell with all the angels and stuff?
All of it.
THIS IS THE FIRST FUCKING CHAPTER OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER
Matt, if you’re reading this, get me this book for Hanukkah.
I HAVE THIS BOOK.
IT IS AMAZING.
I AM GOING TO DO VIDEOS OF ME READING THESE MYTHS ALOUD.
BECAUSE I CAN.
THIS IS ADORABLE.
Reblogging again because it’s way too fantastic not to.
LMFAO OMG YES